The Dawn Of Showercoding Notch notch 8h the silly part is i do love programming, but it has the shower problem where it sucks to get in, but it's awesome when you do. then it sucks to get out again. 1.2k votes, 67 comments. 3.3m subscribers in the programmerhumor community. for anything funny related to programming and software development.
The Shower Problem Programmerhumor Io Humor feed for programmers. enjoy funny memes, jokes, and images related to coding. That desperate dash from the shower to the laptop, dripping wet with a toothbrush hanging from your mouth, is the true developer experience. no ide, no stack overflow, just pure panic that you'll forget the solution before you can type it. Shower temperature control is just like variable types in programming. regular showers have float temperature with infinite precision between hot and cold. meanwhile, my shower apparently runs on boolean temperature either antarctica or satan's hot tub, with absolutely nothing in between. Nothing like being roasted by your bathroom fixtures about your lack of coding productivity.
The Shower Problem Programmerhumor Io Shower temperature control is just like variable types in programming. regular showers have float temperature with infinite precision between hot and cold. meanwhile, my shower apparently runs on boolean temperature either antarctica or satan's hot tub, with absolutely nothing in between. Nothing like being roasted by your bathroom fixtures about your lack of coding productivity. But when you're scored purely on passing tests rather than actual correctness, you've accidentally created an incentive structure that rewards educated guessing over problem solving. the organizers basically turned "test driven development" into "test driven deception.". Imagine having your life destroyed because someone couldn't grasp the concept of a negative sign. this is what happens when you let people who failed "programming 101" write mission critical financial software. fun fact: this code is so bad that it fails for the number 0 (which doesn't change sign) and introduces potential overflow errors. That desperate dash from the shower to the laptop, dripping wet with a toothbrush hanging from your mouth, is the true developer experience. no ide, no stack overflow, just pure panic that you'll forget the solution before you can type it. Github actions was a mistake i wasn't sure about abandoning stack overflow to get answers to my coding questions, but i hear chat gpt now has a "petulant dickhead" mode that will call you stupid, post a passive aggressive link to the documentation, and flag it for removal so you can't edit it.
Shower Programmerhumor Io But when you're scored purely on passing tests rather than actual correctness, you've accidentally created an incentive structure that rewards educated guessing over problem solving. the organizers basically turned "test driven development" into "test driven deception.". Imagine having your life destroyed because someone couldn't grasp the concept of a negative sign. this is what happens when you let people who failed "programming 101" write mission critical financial software. fun fact: this code is so bad that it fails for the number 0 (which doesn't change sign) and introduces potential overflow errors. That desperate dash from the shower to the laptop, dripping wet with a toothbrush hanging from your mouth, is the true developer experience. no ide, no stack overflow, just pure panic that you'll forget the solution before you can type it. Github actions was a mistake i wasn't sure about abandoning stack overflow to get answers to my coding questions, but i hear chat gpt now has a "petulant dickhead" mode that will call you stupid, post a passive aggressive link to the documentation, and flag it for removal so you can't edit it.
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