Trying To Optimize Their Code R Programmerhumor 3.7m subscribers in the programmerhumor community. for anything funny related to programming and software development. Why learn breakpoints and step through debugging when you can just scatter print statements like breadcrumbs through your code? the superior debugging technique: if the print statement fires, you know the code got that far.
Please Optimize Your Code Programmerhumor Io 37k votes, 525 comments. 3.7m subscribers in the programmerhumor community. for anything funny related to programming and software development. I compared mel's hand optimized programs with the same code massaged by the optimizing assembler program, and mel's always ran faster. that was because the "top down" method of program design hadn't been invented yet, and mel wouldn't have used it anyway. I've seen compilers "optimize" branch heavy code by unrolling a very hot loop with a branch in it, which duplicated the branch 26 times. it ran really slow since it was too complex for the branch predictor to analyze, and any naive asm implementation of the original code would've been much faster. When your aging monitor starts showing color fringing and weird rainbow halos around text, you're faced with a tough decision. keep chromatic aberration enabled for that "authentic vintage crt experience" or disable it and admit your hardware is slowly dying? the answer is always a hard pass.
Optimize Your Code They Said R Programmerhumor I've seen compilers "optimize" branch heavy code by unrolling a very hot loop with a branch in it, which duplicated the branch 26 times. it ran really slow since it was too complex for the branch predictor to analyze, and any naive asm implementation of the original code would've been much faster. When your aging monitor starts showing color fringing and weird rainbow halos around text, you're faced with a tough decision. keep chromatic aberration enabled for that "authentic vintage crt experience" or disable it and admit your hardware is slowly dying? the answer is always a hard pass. Posts must be humorous, and they must be humorous because they are programming related. there must be a joke or meme that requires programming knowledge, experience, or practice to be understood or relatable. The duality of code optimization in its natural habitat! your average developer writes 500 lines of functional but not fancy code and gets a perfectly adequate little house that does the job. This bunch of clowns couldn't even tell me what language their code was written in, or where it was located so i could look at it. nothing was documented, and nobody wanted to share any information in writing everything had to be over a video call, and not recorded. The beauty of programming is that your code doesn't ask "where this is going" at 2 am, just throws syntax errors instead. the classic programmer's tradeoff: exchange human connection for the sweet dopamine hit of solving a bug after 8 hours of debugging.
Howcanifurtheroptimizethiscode R Programmerhumor Posts must be humorous, and they must be humorous because they are programming related. there must be a joke or meme that requires programming knowledge, experience, or practice to be understood or relatable. The duality of code optimization in its natural habitat! your average developer writes 500 lines of functional but not fancy code and gets a perfectly adequate little house that does the job. This bunch of clowns couldn't even tell me what language their code was written in, or where it was located so i could look at it. nothing was documented, and nobody wanted to share any information in writing everything had to be over a video call, and not recorded. The beauty of programming is that your code doesn't ask "where this is going" at 2 am, just throws syntax errors instead. the classic programmer's tradeoff: exchange human connection for the sweet dopamine hit of solving a bug after 8 hours of debugging.
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