Naming Things Programmerhumor Io Taking forever to come up with a domain name taking forever to come up with a project name taking forever to come up with a function name taking forever to come up with a single use variable name making a meme because you stil can't decide on a directory name. 1k votes, 27 comments. 3.2m subscribers in the programmerhumor community. for anything funny related to programming and software development.
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Programmers Naming Things Programmerhumor Io Spend 45 minutes crafting the perfect, descriptive variable name that reads like shakespearean prose, but when it comes to loop iterators? "i" it is. no thoughts, just "i". Naming things is supposedly one of the two hardest problems in computer science, and somehow we've managed to make it even more confusing. next time someone asks me to name a new microservice, i'm calling it "fileprocessor" just to watch everyone's heads explode from the shocking clarity. Ah, the classic variable naming progression of a developer slowly losing their mind! started with a reasonable user, then users for a collection, and then complete descent into nested list madness. But here you are, about to yeet your code directly into production because you're 90% sure it works and honestly, that's better odds than most things in life. the "commit and push" button is basically the programming equivalent of "do you feel lucky, punk?". Despite sharing part of their name, these languages have about as much in common as a vehicle and floor covering. the naming confusion has been trolling newbie developers since 1995 when netscape thought "hey, java's hot right now, let's name our scripting language to sound similar for marketing!". Javascript developers really woke up one day and said "let's create four different ways to declare variables, each with subtly different rules that will absolutely destroy newcomers' sanity." and then they had the audacity to add const const which is technically valid syntax.
Programmers Naming Things Programmerhumor Io Ah, the classic variable naming progression of a developer slowly losing their mind! started with a reasonable user, then users for a collection, and then complete descent into nested list madness. But here you are, about to yeet your code directly into production because you're 90% sure it works and honestly, that's better odds than most things in life. the "commit and push" button is basically the programming equivalent of "do you feel lucky, punk?". Despite sharing part of their name, these languages have about as much in common as a vehicle and floor covering. the naming confusion has been trolling newbie developers since 1995 when netscape thought "hey, java's hot right now, let's name our scripting language to sound similar for marketing!". Javascript developers really woke up one day and said "let's create four different ways to declare variables, each with subtly different rules that will absolutely destroy newcomers' sanity." and then they had the audacity to add const const which is technically valid syntax.
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