Just Js Things Programmerhumor Io The "make no mistakes" part is just the chef's kiss of delusion. like, honey, even typescript itself has bugs, but sure, i'll just casually perform flawless type inference on an entire legacy codebase. 2.5k votes, 51 comments. 3.3m subscribers in the programmerhumor community. for anything funny related to programming and software development.
Js Programmerhumor Io 1,167 likes, 5 comments programmerhumor io on october 26, 2019: "just js things!!!⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #google #programmerhumor #programmer # ". The perfect embodiment of visiting r programmerhumor expecting to find sophisticated web development jokes, only to discover it's 90% "css bad" and "javascript weird" posts. that cat's face captures the exact moment of realization that what passes for "web dev humor" is just the same recycled jokes about centering divs and callback hell. Found the programmer who doesn't have friends arguing about rust's memory safety at 2 am! look, if your discord isn't blowing up with heated debates about why typescript is javascript's responsible older sibling, are you even in tech?. The sheer audacity of that little stick figure just smiling and nodding while react's optimization features are being murdered right in front of him! this is the equivalent of watching someone pour sugar in your gas tank and responding with "yea" instead of calling the police!.
Node Js Programmerhumor Io Found the programmer who doesn't have friends arguing about rust's memory safety at 2 am! look, if your discord isn't blowing up with heated debates about why typescript is javascript's responsible older sibling, are you even in tech?. The sheer audacity of that little stick figure just smiling and nodding while react's optimization features are being murdered right in front of him! this is the equivalent of watching someone pour sugar in your gas tank and responding with "yea" instead of calling the police!. Typescript's type system is basically javascript wearing a safety vest—it's all erased at runtime anyway. meanwhile, haskell's type system is so strict it won't even let your code compile if you think about doing something wrong. Ten years of backend development. a decade of dealing with databases, apis, server architecture, and all the serious grown up stuff. then javascript enters the chat and suddenly you're questioning every life decision that led you here. Top panel shows a clean, elegant c c function to check if a number is odd with a simple bitwise operation. bottom panel reveals the assembly code equivalent that looks like it's summoning a demon. the reaction face says it all "you thought you were writing clean code? that's cute. 3.4m subscribers in the programmerhumor community. for anything funny related to programming and software development.
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