Java Java R Programmerhumor 2.6k votes, 215 comments. 3.5m subscribers in the programmerhumor community. for anything funny related to programming and software development. When your aging monitor starts showing color fringing and weird rainbow halos around text, you're faced with a tough decision. keep chromatic aberration enabled for that "authentic vintage crt experience" or disable it and admit your hardware is slowly dying? the answer is always a hard pass.
Java R Programmerhumor They code all day, debug all night and go through thousands of code lines trying to clear up all possible messes before going live with their code. sometimes, it takes a fellow programmer to understand the hardships of another programmer. the same can be said of their jokes. Github actions was a mistake i wasn't sure about abandoning stack overflow to get answers to my coding questions, but i hear chat gpt now has a "petulant dickhead" mode that will call you stupid, post a passive aggressive link to the documentation, and flag it for removal so you can't edit it. Our java programmer is just vibing alone at the urinal, living their best verbose life. then a kotlin programmer walks in and suddenly it's like spotting a unicorn in the wild. In a lot of places java devs are easiest to find. then again java jobs are easiest to find, and pay the most. it's a vicious cycle. on the other hand, you can do a decent crud, or integrate with some api in many languages.
Java Java R Programmerhumor Our java programmer is just vibing alone at the urinal, living their best verbose life. then a kotlin programmer walks in and suddenly it's like spotting a unicorn in the wild. In a lot of places java devs are easiest to find. then again java jobs are easiest to find, and pay the most. it's a vicious cycle. on the other hand, you can do a decent crud, or integrate with some api in many languages. When academic literature casually drops "javascript (or java)" like they're interchangeable terms, you know someone's getting peer reviewed by angry developers in the comments section. that's like saying "cars are used for transportation, such as sedans or horses.". I think the main point for java being disliked is just the amount of horrible uis that are commonly built for java applications. in my opinion it is too easy to build a rudimentary ui in java but too difficult to really make it your own. Browse all programming meme categories on programmerhumor.io and find the perfect tech humor for you. Additionally, does java even have such a thing as “static class”? adding the static keyword once on accident is one thing, but afaik in java you would need to add the static keyword to (almost) every single method and field, which doesn’t really seem like something you could do on accident reply reply more repliesmore replies.
Java R Programmerhumor When academic literature casually drops "javascript (or java)" like they're interchangeable terms, you know someone's getting peer reviewed by angry developers in the comments section. that's like saying "cars are used for transportation, such as sedans or horses.". I think the main point for java being disliked is just the amount of horrible uis that are commonly built for java applications. in my opinion it is too easy to build a rudimentary ui in java but too difficult to really make it your own. Browse all programming meme categories on programmerhumor.io and find the perfect tech humor for you. Additionally, does java even have such a thing as “static class”? adding the static keyword once on accident is one thing, but afaik in java you would need to add the static keyword to (almost) every single method and field, which doesn’t really seem like something you could do on accident reply reply more repliesmore replies.
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